There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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