it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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