Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We left the knife in your bed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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