Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
thus making me awesome and them whores
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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