Only a mothe r could love this liver
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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