Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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