Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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