David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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