Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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