i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
