I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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