this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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