She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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