Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just cut my nipple shaving
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
