does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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