you win again, gameday.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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