He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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