I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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