So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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