We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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