She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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