Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
