i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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