There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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