this boner is exhausting
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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