he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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