I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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