soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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