whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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