Everything about him screamed your future.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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