So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Green mimosas i think yes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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