me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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