Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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