I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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