You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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