i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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