Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
