Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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