im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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