Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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