Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you had me at cake vodka
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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