You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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