got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
