Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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