Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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