it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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