I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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