Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
