Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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