You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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