I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
