There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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