you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
