Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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