My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Also, beer. Big fan.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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