Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
